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Funny

It was well made, except the audio was a little quiet. I think the only reason why people aren't voting higher is because they are expecting a parody of the German guy who destroys the riced out cars and calls Volkswagens "V-Dubs." I expected the same thing, but once I saw what you were getting at in this, I was just as amused. Good work.

Great

I found it hilarious. It was a great parody of the show.

Pretty good

It was really well done and I found it funny. I would have been nice to have more sound effects than just the music playing. Great job overall though.

Great job

Another great job by you Mr. Firth. I always enjoy your work, and you're one of my favorite artists on Newgrounds.

Good job

For the constraints that you had, I think you did a good job. I always look forward to your movies.

Ugh

I never have liked your Foamy movies, for various reasons. The weak animation (only a hand moving or lip syncing being played off as animation), the failed attempts at humor, the annoying voice work, etc. Though, I have always attempted to grade them as fairly as possible. Atleast the old ones tried, had somewhat of a story, and attempted to have a somewhat more mature sense of humor. As a few others have said, we all saw these movies going in this direction. What I mean by that is, as your audience grows more displeased with the steadily degrading quality of each new movie, you're resorting to your last resort, cheap sex jokes (a la Retarded Animal Babies) and sexually provacative scenes with Germaine to get the young teens excited. I'm not uptight about such things at all, but there is a funny and right way to do sexual content (often, a suggested or more mature way of doing it is more funny) and a wrong way (blatant, crude, and juvenille in your face sex jokes/scenes). Instead of breathing refreshing new life into a series that could be good if worked hard on (which it never has been), you'd rather sell yourself out to the horny masses that get off seeing a animated goth chick in unfunny sexual situations. Quit selling a poorly made product to the lowest common denominator of a viewer and refresh your product. Take time to develop better stories, better jokes, and refine your animation. It will be better for you in the long run. It is not often an artist is lucky enough to have a recognised character that he/she can market, why ruin it by sending it down the gutter.

Alright

I immediately knew from the thumbnail on the frontpage what this movie was going to be like. You should mention in your blurb about the movie that it was inspired by Adam Phillips, because as of now, it just looks like you're ripping his style off blatently. It was a fairly well drawn movie. The world, sounds and movements all copy a Brackenwood movie, so it kind of ruins it for me, because it wasn't original. Just work on creating your own style and you'll do great.

Great

I'm glad to see a new animation by you. This is probably my favorite Burnt Face Man so far. Great job.

Pretty good

Sorry, but it sort of seems like a rip off of the recent South Park episode involving World of Warcraft, which kind of ruins it for me. Other then that, I liked the music choices, and the graphics were good enough. Keep working at it.

Uhm?

Does a actual movie played in flash even count as a flash movie? Regardless, it needed more of a story, and not just the cliche "someone stole the microfilm/tape and I have to go get it back" storyline. Not to mention you used every cliche John Woo/Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino scene in the book. It had nice scenery atleast, and the actors did try. I don't know, I think this movie would be better on iFilms or a similiar site. Just work on a storyline and I think you'll be better off.

I'm an old school member. I've been coming here before there was even any flash. I'm an artist, graphic designer and web designer. Feel free to email me, I like meeting new people.

John Krzeminski @johnkilo

Age 40, Male

Artist/Graphic Dsgn

Connecticut

Joined on 10/21/00

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