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Total Medals Earned: 136 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,160 Points

Pee Man - The Game

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)

Phase I 5 Points

Complete the first phase.

Phase II 10 Points

Complete the second phase.

Phase III 25 Points

Complete the third phase.

Phase IV 50 Points

Complete the final phase.

Split Stream 50 Points

Fully load your bladder.

Perfect 100 Points

Win without taking any damage.

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Pico's School

Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 12/24 (425/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

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Tankmen: Battle 2

Medals Earned: 3/22 (25/500 points)

The Start of Something 5 Points

Conquer the first base.

Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the blue backpack.

Kill the Clown 10 Points

Conquer the second base.

Black Backpack 10 Points

Find the black backpack.

Gray Backpack 10 Points

Find the gray backpack.

Green Backpack 10 Points

Find the green backpack.

Orange Backpack 10 Points

Find the orange backpack.

Pink Backpack 10 Points

Find the pink backpack.

Purple Backpack 10 Points

Find the purple backpack.

Red Backpack 10 Points

Find the red backpack.

Sky Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the sky blue backpack.

White Backpack 10 Points

Find the white backpack.

Yellow Backpack 10 Points

Find the yellow backpack.

Back to the Grave 25 Points

Conquer the fourth base.

Demise of the Savior 25 Points

Conquer the sixth base.

Hints of Evil 25 Points

Conquer the third base.

Sending Him Back to Hell 25 Points

Conquer the fifth base.

To Kill a Killing Machine 25 Points

Conquer the seventh base.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Find all 11 backpacks.

An Honor Serving 100 Points

Reach General rank.

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Jersey Shore Situation

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)

Man Boobs 5 Points

His ribs are showing bro!

Guido Bully 10 Points

You Knocked him out

Abdominal Bruiser 5 Points

You destroyed his abs

Appealing Face 25 Points

At least his face looks better now

Guido King 25 Points

You won the fight!

Timely Manner 25 Points

You won the game rather quickly

Untouchable 100 Points

Not a scratch on your face

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